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‘I’m Melting… Melting!

‘I’m Melting… Melting!


The famous last words of The Wicked Witch of the West. (No I don't mean Nancy Pelosi), but the ORIGINAL one in ' The Wizard of Oz'.

“Melting…melting…” Words that seem to have inspired our politicians to inflict maximum pain on the populace.

Like our jobs and economy… melting.

Education and our children's futures….melting.

Sanity and hope….melting. And still, there are Blue State numbskulls out there holding out, putting the brakes on American, stripping the gears out of the family structure, in favor of slapping increased government controls over every aspect of our lives.

Which is why I'm sitting here mulling it all over.

Just trying to chill, wearing my new t-shirt that reads, “Non-essential” in big, bold letters (in order to let everyone know I'm down for the struggle.) Typing along, trying to make sense out all this pandemic pandemonium that's continuing on and on.

Like today.

I come home and turn on the TV.

There's this show on, called

' The Talk,' with some fool named Sheryl Underwood, saying the following about the Wuhan Red Death: “This is great, let's keep this going.”

I stand in front of the set, getting ready to jab the remote control to see something… ANYTHING…exce pt this dope.

Yet first, I want to hear the rest…my jaw hadn't dropped far enough yet.

And I really, REAL-LY want to know how she is going to make anything out of the crap she is saying… except for a great, big, humongous CRAP SANDWICH!

Then, she spews.

She wants people to stay indoors and never come out.

Or, if they do, to buy bicycles to ride around in instead of cars.

“There she blows!” I tell myself, in a mock tribute to the fictional whale, Moby Dick, who spewed almost as much as Underwood just did.

But, it isn't over yet.

The dolt in a frame next to her chimes in also, with: “And at least a couple of days every month make it mandatory to stay in our houses, so the animals can have the run of things.”

Stay inside a few days a month…forever?

Hard to keep a roof over your head or food in the lauder without a job to make money, I am thinking.

'Course, I guess when you work for CBS, where you don't have to worry about a

REAL job-instead, you can get a slot in the fake news department on ' The Talk.' Then, there's the next comment.

Ride bicycles everywhere?

Again, how you gonna get to your job 10 miles away on a Schwinn?

These women on ' The Talk' must have hit a pot shop (which, I heard that California kept wide open during The Wuhan Virus crisis) just prior to the show coming on air and got America mixed up with the Tour de France or something?

And 'mandatory' days to be 'shut-in' all over the U.S.A? Sounds like Pre-War Germany under Hitler.

When the Black Shirts were busy herding Jews into the corners of their communities, just prior to box-carring them to Dachau, Auschwitz, or some other extermination camp.

But, you know, it's CBS.

The station you turn to when you want somebody to lie to your face!

And the show is at Studio City, California.

California… And like they used to say about California; the home of nuts and flakes.

Or something like that.

Only, it isn't so funny anymore.

Seems to be home to Neo-Nazis these days.

I dunno.

Maybe the Democrats know more about our rights and I'm all wrong.

Like when Joe Biden explained to us all about our rights in the Declaration of

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By Robert Hall

Independence during a speech in Texas, when he said: “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the…you know, you know, the THING,” Biden said.

According to Joe, the THING is the thing. Even if he doesn't know what the THING is.

But then, weeks ago, Biden ALSO told his supporters he was a Democratic candidate for the “United States Senate.”

So…there's that.

Yeah. Maybe I'm not so wrong in the first place.

But, you know, this isn't like a pop test or anything.

No one is scoring anyone, like a teacher would.

Its how all this

more than anything else.

Like whenever I hear AOC speak on the tube.

Makes me feel dirty-like I need to take a quick shower to wash her hateful words out of my ears, or scrape off the creepy anti-Americanisms which give my skin chill-bumps.

Speaking of dirty.

Did you hear Nancy Pelosi (you know, the 'other' Wicked Witch of the West) recently say of our president and his staff?

'It's almost like a child who comes in with mud on their pants or something,' Pelosi continued. 'He [Trump] comes in with doggy doo on his shoes, and everybody who works with him has [it] on their shoes, too.”

Creeped out yet?

Robert L. Hall is a resident of Marion and has a Bachelor’s Degree in music from the University of Memphis and a Master’s Degree from Florida State University. He is the pianist for Avondale Baptist Church and a writer of fiction on Amazon eBooks.

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