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Two out of every three dead?

Two out of every three dead?

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Hello?

Is there anyone out there?

I don't know if anyone is going to read this, because most of us are dead.

That's straight out of Joe Biden's mouth, so it's got to be true.

But, I'll put it out, just in case.

I mean, 200,000,000 dead, and it's getting

ab- so- lute- ly no play at the New York Times, The Washington Post, The Atlantic,

MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, or PBS?

What's up with that? Why aren't they spreading Joe's announcement?

Maybe there's not enough people left alive to put out the news?

After all, those outlets brought us all the

other truths out there that I see repeated by lefties on editorial comment sections of newspapers or by group-think toadies on sketchy channels run by Media Moguls intent on flushing the jobs of our middleclass down the toilet and sending our jobs to China, where they can be filled by tortured slaves or profiteered child labor, in order to reap enormous profits.

And more other truths, like: Trump Russian conspiracy theories, impeachment hearings, accusations against prospective Supreme Court candidate, Brett Kavanaugh-of drugging women who were then gang-raped, pushing testimonies and documents that ruined Michael Flynn's life and Roger Stone, then the story about Trump calling our fallen soldiers “losers” and “suckers,” or about 'systemic racism' in our country.

Yeah, like that.

All true. Like the latest death toll numbers.

I know it's true, because the Left's new Messiah, Joe Biden, uttered on Sunday, September 20, 2020, the following grim pronouncement:

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Glenn Mollette ROBERT HALL (cont.)

Hello?

Is there anyone out there?

I don't know if anyone is going to read this, because most of us are dead.

That's straight out of Joe Biden's mouth, so it's got to be true.

But, I'll put it out, just in case.

I mean, 200,000,000 dead, and it's getting

MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, or PBS?

What's up with that? Why aren't they spreading Joe's announcement?

Maybe there's not enough people left alive to put out the news?

After all, those outlets brought us all the

truths out there that I see repeated by lefties on editorial comment sections of newspapers or by groupthink toadies on sketchy channels run by Media Moguls intent on flushing the jobs of our middle-class down the toilet and sending our jobs to China, where they can be filled by tortured slaves or profiteered child labor, in order to reap enormous profits.

And more other truths, like: Trump Russian conspiracy theories, impeachment hearings, accusations against prospective Supreme Court candidate, Brett Kavanaugh-of drugging women who were then gang-raped, pushing testimonies and documents that ruined Michael Flynn's life and Roger Stone, then the story about Trump calling our fallen soldiers “losers” and “suckers,” or about 'systemic racism' in our country.

Yeah, like that.

All true. Like the latest death toll numbers.

I know it's true, because the Left's new Messiah, Joe Biden, uttered on Sunday, September 20, 2020, the following grim pronouncement:

“ And PERHAPS– most cruelly of all— if Donald Trump has his way, the complications from COVID- 19, which are well beyond– what they should be. It's estimated that 200 million people have diedprobably by the time I- finish

So, why are all the Media silent?

Didn't they hear what their guy just said?

Two-thirds of Americans are dead!!!

According to Joe.

And we all know he knows the score-C'mon, Man!

So, I'm sitting in my living room, scared out of my mind, peering through the blinds at the street, expecting the horse-drawn wagons creaking along with bodies stacked high. Or the blackened rising streaks wafting in the distance, the smell of burning corpses in the air.

Hand-held bells ringing out and sound of the criers: “Bring out your dead…Bring out your dead!”

Waiting for all that, but also transfixed by the fact that my television is still broadcasting. And that the electricity is still on.

But that could end any second, so I don't count my eggs yet.

Because Joe said.

So, I just KNOW it won't be like the old War of the Worlds radio production of H.G. Wells classic sci-fi tale of Martians invading the earth, staged by Orson Wells, when his Mercury Theater company was responsible for public panic because of the realism of the production back in the day.

Cause I know this is real.

Just as real as Trump holding Bibles upside down.

(I hear that's some kind of white supremacist 'dog whistle', you know?) Which makes complete sense when you hear that Joe Biden says that Trump caused the Wuhan Virus instead of China, because he knew it would impact minorities the most.

Thank God, we got Joe out there, setting the record right.

And it's not like he didn't give us a heads-up about the virus.

Biden charged in a speech earlier this week, that the president “knew how dangerous it was. And while this deadly disease ripped through nation, he failed to do his job on purpose. It was a life and death betrayal of the American people.

… It's beyond despicable.

It's a dereliction of duty.

It's a disgrace.”

But Old Joe has got us on the right path now, telling us about the Real Death Toll. Two out of three.

He did us all a favor, you know?

And where Trump didn't want to cause a panic, Joe didn't hesitate to cause one. That's real leadership.

All true! Honestly.

So, I guess I will wait for the housing market to adjust to the new situation.

I mean, with all that oceanfront property opening from the heightened death rate, I should be able to score a place on the shore now when prices plummet.

For the present though, better plant a garden in the meanwhile so I can have something to eat. Need to find some seeds, I guessbecause the grocery store goods will all go rotten.

Then toilet paper will go next, then meat, then gas production… Hey, wait a minute!

That all sounds like all the provisions of the Green New Deal.

Those Democrats!

They got us on board with their before Joe was even elected.

But then, he probably knew that would happen too.

Right again, Joe!

That guy knows everything, doesn't he?

Robert L. Hall is a resident of Marion and has a Bachelor’s Degree in music from the University of Memphis and a Master’s Degree from Florida State University. He is the pianist for Avondale Baptist Church and a writer of fiction on Amazon eBooks.

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